I'm fucking amazing and I do whatever the fuck I want. I wanna rob.

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded

Me: ok…

Mom: *comes home early*

Me:image

thebambideer:

mudcrabmassacre:

sixpenceee:

lukes-furry-asylum:

sixpenceee:

Can you find the hidden mother?

In the 1800s it was very common for mothers to be covered in fabric during children’s portraits to hold the children and keep them comforted.

ANOTHER SPOOKY VINTAGE POST

That’s kindof adorable<3

I’ve recently been informed that half of these children are DEAD

holy shit

let’s play “try to spot which ones are dead”

Omg that last comment is exactly what I was doing !!

1hund:

almondmilkpapi:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration

his final moment before being sent straight into the shadow realm

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

vinebox:

White people be like ..

Sometimes I just wanna slap a bitch